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DID YOU GROW UP IN A CULT TOO?

JOIN OURS* AND LAUGH THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA AWAY!

Is it blasphemy or just plain funny?

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*Even a satirical cult would be unethical. There’s no cult to join here… just Cult(ure).

About Jack

As a Spirit Baby, I was numbered among the valiant, choosing brother Jesus and being born into the Church. Somewhere after puberty, I was made to feel like a dirty whore for masturbating. Then I did the research, and guess what? It was all bullshit and it was bad for me. I now offer Post-Mormon therapy in the form of comedy. I know it hurts, there’s a wound there. Let’s pour some salt in it. Laughter will be our antiseptic.

Produced by Krystal Moore, Hie Priestess of the Apostake. Featuring talent that has escaped the cult of their youth and found a way to make art with the trauma.  On a mission to visit every major city facing Mormon-Mecca and laugh with our fellow sons and daughters of perdition.

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Meet The Apostates

Who still sings Put Your Shoulder To The Wheel?

Self-Proclaimed Prophetess & High Priestess:

Sister Krystal Moore

Actor, Comedian, Storyteller, Badass Mother F#@ker. Writer/Producer/Etc of Doctor Who Velocity, Jack Mormon Comedy Hour, Oh The Places You’ll Ho, and Sexual Ice Cream. Purveyor of formidable mom-eye.

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Featured Talented Apostates:

Elder Muff Jones

Co-Producer of Make em’ Blush Burlesque, and the sexiest Daughter of Perdition to ever fall from Kolob! The haunting of Muff Jones, like most Momo’s, began at the age of 12. Hundreds of dead folks baptized with her body, which mind you is a temple, “The temple of Muff Jones” in definition is a compulsive desire for Vagina, if ya nasty. This perverted pistol has been twirling Assels on stages across the nation. SHIMMYING away from missionaries and BUMPING visiting teachers right to the GRIND. Follow the teachings of Elder Muff Choose To Rebel (CTR), get a refund on your tithing, and #alwaysexmormon.

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Elder Madazon Can-Can

Madazon Can-Can is a working professional burlesquer, puppeteer, clown, emcee and variety performance artist based out of Salt Lake City, UT. She is a graduate of the University of Utah and is currently pursuing her Masters in Education through Weber State University. 

Madazon does burlesque and conceptual performance that incorporates elements of drag, puppetry, cosplay and physical theatre (clowning). She supports local events including guest spots for Make-a-Wish on occasion and emceed for SLC Gay Pride in 2018. A professional puppeteer, she has worked with Voodoo Productions as well as the Hogle Zoo and just closed on a commercial with Cosmic Pictures this last Summer. You can see her one woman puppet shows at various venues through SLC and abroad as well.

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Sister Merry Cole

Powerhouse. Surprisingly healthy sexuality. Matriarch. Hysterical.

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Brother KC Hunt

K.C. Hunt’s comedy is equal parts dark humor and joyful absurdity. He is a regular feature and accomplished host at Liquid Laughs and around the Northwest. He has performed at Idaho Laugh Fest, Comedyfort, and 208 Comedy Fest. He also runs indy shows in Boise, ID with Red Mic Comedy. His sense of humor is loud but subtle, with an eye toward the macabre. His show is the pep rally for a staring contest with the abyss.

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Brother Ian Owens

Ian Owens is the product of such prolific Mormons as the owners of Son Ranch, an important accessory to securing the Mormon pioneers’ westward expansion. Still an ordained Teacher in the Mormon ranks, Ian officially has the imaginary power to bless your sacrament, which he’ll probably do, at the merch table, for a fee. Now Ian is more likely found in a bar on a Sunday hoping that if he makes enough strangers laugh they’ll buy him a drink. Having plied his craft at the Gay AF show, Bipolar Benefit show, and The Comic of the Month, now Ian sets his aim on recounting his experience coming up in and coming out of the church in The Jack Mormon Comedy Hour.

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Sister Alissia Harris

Sister Alissia Harris was sustained and set apart as a Boise Comedian in April 2019, in July she served a mission in the Boise’s Funniest Person Competition, and it became obvious this was her calling. Alissia accepted her calling to bring joy and laughter to others and has since held in home bar teachings all across the Treasure Valley, expanding as far as Portland Oregon and Twin Falls Idaho. Alissia would like to thank her parents for all their “faithful examples” as they have really strengthened her disbelief in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints.

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Brother Cayden O. McKnight

Cayden McKnight is going to headline big shows in head-to-toe Goyard one day. He speaks from honest and endearing experience with a boyishness that allows the audience to view him one way and then with impeccable timing subtly flips it, revealing a wisdom beyond his years.

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Sister Erin R. Riley

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Shows

April 3, 2020

Metro Music Hall | Salt Lake City, Utah

Tickets: $10 Not 10% GAI

April 9, 2020

Liquid Laughs | Boise, Idaho

Tickets: $10 Not 10% GAI

Do you want to see this show in your neck of the woods? Leave us a comment or contact us and let us know.

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