Meet The Apostates

Meet the Apostates!

Who still sings Put Your Shoulder To The Wheel?

Self-Proclaimed Prophetess & High Priestess:

Sister Krystal C. Moore

Artist | Comedian | Feril Woman

Owner of Moore Productions, Writer/Producer/Etc of the Jack Mormon Comedy Hour, Oh The Places You’ll Ho, and Sexual Ice Cream. Other services include Femme Fatale, Dark Jokes, April Fools’ Comedy Show, Let’s Get Weird, and Moore.

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Featured Talented Apostates:

Elder Muff Jones

Co-Producer of Make em’ Blush Burlesque, and the sexiest Daughter of Perdition to ever fall from Kolob! The haunting of Muff Jones, like most Momo’s, began at the age of 12. Hundreds of dead folks baptized with her body, which mind you is a temple, “The temple of Muff Jones” in definition is a compulsive desire for Vagina, if ya nasty. This perverted pistol has been twirling Assels on stages across the nation. SHIMMYING away from missionaries and BUMPING visiting teachers right to the GRIND. Follow the teachings of Elder Muff Choose To Rebel (CTR), get a refund on your tithing, and #alwaysexmormon.

Elder Madazon Can-Can

Madazon Can-Can is a working professional burlesquer, puppeteer, clown, emcee and variety performance artist based out of Salt Lake City, UT. She is a graduate of the University of Utah and is currently pursuing her Masters in Education through Weber State University. 

Madazon does burlesque and conceptual performance that incorporates elements of drag, puppetry, cosplay and physical theatre (clowning). She supports local events including guest spots for Make-a-Wish on occasion and emceed for SLC Gay Pride in 2018. A professional puppeteer, she has worked with Voodoo Productions as well as the Hogle Zoo and just closed on a commercial with Cosmic Pictures this last Summer. You can see her one woman puppet shows at various venues through SLC and abroad as well.

Sister Brittany Hargis

Powerhouse. Surprisingly healthy sexuality. Matriarch. Hysterical.

Brother Myles matthews

Myles is that Kid in Primary with a bag of Gold Fish on Fast & Testimony Sunday. He is an absolutely brilliant comic, artist, and apostate.

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Brother Cayden O. McKnight

Cayden McKnight is going to headline big shows in head-to-toe Goyard one day. He speaks from honest and endearing experience with a boyishness that allows the audience to view him one way and then with impeccable timing subtly flips it, revealing a wisdom beyond his years.

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Sister Natasha Dash

Natasha Dash comes to us as a former rebel-convert to the Mormon Church. This is what happens when your parents are too liberal. Your rebellion looks like joining an extra-conservative religion. Today Natasha is a standup comedian.

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Sister Bree R. Jones

Bree Jones has always been one of those people who seems so quiet and reserved. People often don’t believe her when she tells them she is a stand-up comedian; that is, until she gets on stage. Armed with a microphone and her quick wit and snappy sarcasm she takes full ownership of the life she’s lived, the places she’s been, and the things she has seen. One of those things being the inside of a small town Mormon Baptismal Font as a teenager.

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Sister, Danni Q. Petersen

Danni Petersen started in the audience of the second show. She bore her heathen testimony at the Mock-Testimony Meeting after the show & I knew in my funny bone she was a comedian. She is also an incredibly talented performer & singer… go figure.