Self-Proclaimed Prophetess Talks To NPR

Sister Krystal C. Moore

talks to Gemma Gaudette about her experience in the church and out, as well as how she started The Jack Mormon Comedy Hour For Latter-day Sinners… because, ain’t we all?

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is known for its devout followers, with many raised within the church remaining actively religious. Comedian Krystal Moore never fully felt like part of this community, but now draws on her experience to connect and bond with other former members of the church.

Gemma Gaudette, Idaho Matters, Boise State Public Radio.

Listen here.


Highlights From Kolob!

…I mean the Jack Mormon Comedy Hour for Latter-day Sinners!

Thank you so much to the heathens that got up and bore their testimonies. If I were still a spiritual person, I’d feel very blessed. I’m grateful for each of you and your courage.


Enjoy the highlights reel!


Join the next Cathartic Comedy Ceremony!

The Jack Mormon Comedy Hour (Boise | Feb 18)

Straight Outta Darkness, these Apostates are fighting the cult one joke at a time. Bring your heathen testimony! We’re doing a Mock-Testimony Meeting after the show! BYOMU* Hosted by Hie Priestess of the Apostake, Krystal Moore | Featuring: Brother Taber Johnson | Brother Ian Owens | Sister Merry Cole | Burlesque Number by: Elder Muff Jones | *Bring your own magic underwear!





Sky Papi? Are you there?

With all the thoughts and prayers being hopefully tossed into the Zeitgeist one has to wonder if all those requests are canceling each other out and perhaps that is why we see little results from our thoughts and prayers. For instance, if a Christian is praying to stop Muslims and a Muslim is praying to stop Christians; are they both stopped? See, I think that my prayers are being counter prayed against — Ka-ren — and that is why they aren’t working.

It can’t be Sky Papi!

know Sky Papi is there and answers every prayer, so he must be answering that bitch, Karen’s prayers against me too. In the end my faith is as unwavering as usual. Sky Papi knows better than me… soooo even though Karen’s a total ass-hat, it’s ok that Sky Papi loves her too and answers her stupid prayers. If we’re being honest, Sky Papi is probably the only one that loves her.

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But seriously, I was thinking that perhaps our thoughts and prayers aren’t getting through to Sky Papi because he’s not joined the twenty-first century. Like, what is this mother fucker’s email? Can I even Snapchat him? Being a very hard-working believer — and needing to prove my worth to Sky Papi — I’ve upgraded his contact info! Finally! God has an email address. Obviously it won’t actually be managed by God, but rather a self-appointed representative of God.

“All Thoughts & Prayers emailed to will be responded to. #AllThoughtsAndPrayersMatter”



Contact Sky Papi with your Thoughts & Prayers today!


To Mormon or Not To Mormon?

…That is the question!

“If the Saints are called “Mormons,” then I am a “Mormon;” and I do not feel that I live any life or have any existence but that of a Saint.”

~Elder Amasa M. Lyman, Delivered in the Bowery, Great Salt Lake City, July 12, 1857

This is one of the thousands of quotes boasting of being a “Mormon”. Let’s not forget the #ImAMormon campaign that costs millions of tithe dollars. So this begs the question,

“Why the sudden rebrand (that’s not even a rebrand, but more like a bully telling the schoolyard not to call them a bully.)?”

~The Jack Mormon

Being as connected to Sky Papi and right as any prophet, here are my thoughts on the matter.

The Butt of the Joke

Tony Award-winning, The Book of Mormon Musica! lIf you haven’t seen it, I highly encourage you to. It is so so smart and yet so so silly. Absolutely brilliant use of the comedic arts. If you have seen it, you may have noticed an advertisement in your Playbill.

Here’s the one I saw:


Here are a couple new ones (Note the trope PR):


“See! We’re totally multicultural and in no way racist. Don’t worry, we already removed all those pesky racist passages in this book we’re passive-aggressively trying to shove down your throat!”

~Mormon Propaganda Machine

Every time this musical plays, the cult spends its member’s tithing on these ads. Between this and their South Park episodes, they are pulling back the curtain for the public in a big way. The cult has managed to keep a Disney-esque profile for the last few decades (since they released the ban on black men holding the priesthood).blacks_get_priesthood@2x

“The cult is attempting to move away from the term Mormon in the next few generations for a few pretty obvious reasons. Plays and jokes like these attract negative attention to their corporate organization, but I think the bigger reason is more nefarious.”

~The Jack Mormon

Stop. Obfuscate, and Follow the Profit!

All of the old literature and history and records use the term “Mormon”. If they can completely disassociate from the term in a few generations, they can more easily obfuscate that history further.

NERD ALERT: I’m about to talk about algorithms, bear with me.

As they disassociate from the tag “Mormon” in all its forms, they will not come up in searches related to these important books on their own history:

…to name a few. What is important is that if they can distance themselves from their incredibly ugly past, they can continue to grow outside of America. We, the American Public, have allowed this cult to fester to a point of guilt-tripping Kenyans into paying them 10% of their Gross Anual Income.

The Mormon cult has always been a pyramid scheme. Joseph Smith was no stranger to defrauding his neighbor.


…but if they can move away from the term “Mormon” in a few decades they can evolve again, as they have several times before when the public puts them in the spotlight.

Just as they distanced themselves from the Polygamist Mormons, they will distance themselves once more, this time from the “White American Mormon” to the more global and inclusive “Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints” (or better yet the boastful and delusional title of “Saint”).

It is our responsibility, as people who have pulled back the curtain, to continue to shine a light on this cult’s inhumanities, lies, and injustice. Today over a million people, living, have come out of the cult. I have hope that most of the reasonable people can be reasoned with. I was once fooled, and so were you.

In the meantime…

Keep on sinning, Sinners!





After-Show Thoughts

As I sluggishly come down from the high of an amazing show, I am left introspecting on many things. This was an incredibly cathartic experience for me, as I know it was for many of you (or will be in the future).

It’s incredible to come together and connect with humor and heart. I hadn’t realized how I have missed that connection and community… NOT that I want to now, or have ever been an active member of my community – I am not. I’m alright on the outside. That’s where I’m supposed to be. If I come inside too long, I can lose my perspective. Introvert as I may be, I was moved in February when I saw so many of us online, and more passionate now watching it grow exponentially every day!

Some of my favorite comments after the show were:

“This. We need this.” From an old Bishop.

“Thank you so much, this did not disappoint!”

“I left chewing on so many things… now that’s good comedy.”

And now I’m left chewing on so many things. One of them being the very human need to perform rituals, whether that’s at alters, in temples, concerts, festivals, or shows. We need to come together with a story that unites us and experience that together.

Another thing I’ve been chewing on after this show is how the church is scared of the Apostake. The most recent “modern-day revelation” about the name of the church is anything but a well thought out strategic move. This one is reactionary. The church paid millions for a PR campaign #ImAMormon not too long ago. Recent enough that you wouldn’t have dropped that cash if you were going to stop using the term entirely. This tells me that we are making waves.

Truth will, in an ocean of lies. My heaviest thought to chew on is the first one I had when the idea of this show came to me. It is that the proverbial field is white and ready to harvest. Now is the time for this. Not just this comedy show for those of us who escaped the cult, but time for the members to open their cages and walk out into the glorious light of reality.

The last thought mulling around my noodle is just a humorous observation. Their brainwashing ends up backfiring hard on them once a person pulls back the curtain. It’s like they’re training the perfect army for defeating them. LOL

Keep on sinnin’ sinners!