Sky Papi? Are you there?

With all the thoughts and prayers being hopefully tossed into the Zeitgeist one has to wonder if all those requests are canceling each other out and perhaps that is why we see little results from our thoughts and prayers. For instance, if a Christian is praying to stop Muslims and a Muslim is praying to stop Christians; are they both stopped? See, I think that my prayers are being counter prayed against — Ka-ren — and that is why they aren’t working.

It can’t be Sky Papi!

know Sky Papi is there and answers every prayer, so he must be answering that bitch, Karen’s prayers against me too. In the end my faith is as unwavering as usual. Sky Papi knows better than me… soooo even though Karen’s a total ass-hat, it’s ok that Sky Papi loves her too and answers her stupid prayers. If we’re being honest, Sky Papi is probably the only one that loves her.

Digital Upgrade!

But seriously, I was thinking that perhaps our thoughts and prayers aren’t getting through to Sky Papi because he’s not joined the twenty-first century. Like, what is this mother fucker’s email? Can I even Snapchat him? Being a very hard-working believer — and needing to prove my worth to Sky Papi — I’ve upgraded his contact info! Finally! God has an email address. Obviously it won’t actually be managed by God, but rather a self-appointed representative of God.

“All Thoughts & Prayers emailed to SkyPapi@thejackmormoncomedyhour.com will be responded to. #AllThoughtsAndPrayersMatter”

~Jack

AND THAT’S A GUARANTEE!

Contact Sky Papi with your Thoughts & Prayers today!

skypapi@thejackmormoncomedyhour.com

Meet The Apostates

Who still sings Put Your Shoulder To The Wheel?

Our Fearless Leader (or so she would like to think):

SisterKrystal Moore

Actor, Comedian, Storyteller, Badass Mother F#@ker. Writer/Producer/Etc of Doctor Who Velocity, Jack Mormon Comedy Hour. Purveyor of formidable mom-eye.

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Our Featured Comedians:

Brother KC Hunt

He’s not sad, he’s fucking hysterical! Producer of Liquid Milk Comedy Stuff, which produces several monthly shows every month at Liquid Laughs in Boise.

KC

Sister Sherry Japhet

Writer/Stand Up Comedian/Actress/Voiceover at Sherry Japhet Comedy

Sherry

Sister Merry Cole

Powerhouse. Surprisingly healthy sexuality. Matriarch. Hysterical.

Merry

Brother Ian Owens

Gentle Giant and lively comedian.

Brother Taber Johnson

Comedian, Teacher, Rat-Dad

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Sister Laura Renee

Still a do-gooder. Retroactively excommunicated for insubordination… sure it’s not a cult.

Laura

Burlesque Performance:

Elder Muff Jones

Co-Producer of Make em’ Blush Burlesque, and the sexiest Daughter of Perdition to ever fall from Kolob!

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